Episode 13- Hawk Tuah
The Unscripted Banter Podcast
PODCAST
7/3/202448 min read
In this episode, we talk about being green fingered, tips on painting fences, why men love BBQs so much, Cruises stopping in Belfast, the viral video of the moment from the Hawk Tuah Girl, Social Media Trends like the Ice Bucket Challenge, we also take on the issue around Men’s health and checking yourself, how often should you check your genital areas & More!
Episode 13 Transcription
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Peter
So welcome back to the Unscripted Banter Podcast. It is episode 13 New branding. There's a lot in this podcast just yet.
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Stuart
It's Chris country, so it's all those yet no longer even relevant. It doesn't exist.
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Peter
But first of all, I've had a lot of people that were surprised of the Pink Revue that we had in the last episode.
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Stuart
Oh, I heard there was 2 or 3 people said to me, you need to get rid of that moon.
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Paul
Oh, so you're not allowed to express an opinion. There?
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Peter
Well, my partner and her mum were at the same night as you actually are, pink. And they were convinced that she was singing when she was up in the air. That's a one argument that we had.
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Paul
Well, what experience is your partner and her mother got against my experience.
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Speaker 4
In aerial trapeze. That's like.
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Paul
That's like sending your partner's mother and the date of the house fire. What? What was their seat numbers? Where were they?
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Speaker 4
I don't know.
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Stuart
We could we could pull up footage on YouTube right now and come to a conclusion.
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Paul
Let's be honest. Let's hang one of you two upside down and swing around on a on a trapeze and see if you can keep your breath and sing to you. That's just bloody damn good.
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Paul
Oh, yeah. Close up. Her beach pencil look up to doesn't.
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Stuart
That sound life?
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Speaker 4
It's hard to see. To be fair.
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Paul
That's not the night for stars.
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Peter
She doesn't look like she sang in their car.
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Speaker 4
Drivers or. See?
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Speaker 4
Come on, come on, come on. I do think she's singing that. Yeah, yeah. How do you. How people cheer. What are you talking about? No, but I can I.
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Stuart
Can hear, I can hear. Yeah. So it's like a Google pink, like stage mishap or technical malfunction. What do you say?
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Paul
That's point of the pedals. Tesla's partner and her mother says thanks. Thanks. I didn't.
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Peter
Follow the.
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Speaker 4
Stage. Yeah.
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Speaker 4
That's me. He's laughing. He killed her. Oh my God. Straight in the first row. No, you you you.
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Stuart
I'd say, though, Paul, if she'd had done that in Dublin, you to give it a good review.
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Speaker 4
Look look look, look,
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Paul
I'm not in the mood, and I'm going to.
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Speaker 4
Have to partner.
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Paul
On our mother, pull out their their musical credentials.
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Speaker 4
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Paul
Well, then we'll discuss that further.
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Peter
What is the thing with flying? I don't want to spoil too much because I know there's still another Peter Kay show to go, but I went to the previous Peter Kay thing, and he did this guy thing where he flew over the audience as well. what's what what is this? Is this a new thing now? Is this a new trend or is has always been happening?
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Speaker 4
Look, I was.
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Paul
At the Bryan Adams gig there while back, and the next thing in the have a car, a balloon car hovering around the audience like a like a drone.
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Peter
I remember seeing the, yeah.
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Paul
Full size car and it just hovers around the odd look. It's only to try and make things a little bit different, and to make it look like you're 96 pounds well spent.
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Peter
There full time.
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Speaker 4
Yeah.
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Paul
I'm full time and that's okay. That's a it's a it's a social media event and it's a, it's a photographic event and it's a, it's a talking event.
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Stuart
But like I think because so many people know I watch gigs through their phones for social media, and I suppose it's free advertising for wherever the show is going next. But shows have become very visual just for that reason.
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Paul
But the hype about to justify the money, I think tickets were at 136 square.
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Stuart
Yeah, but there's other people. There's other people who would still charge and and around that ballpark, but not put on that level of show. Like if I was going to see pink, I, I'm going for her to blow me away visually.
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Paul
I remember going to Kylie there at the SSE. I always wanted to see Kylie and I must say it was a gig I enjoyed. It was a good gig, but again, mostly by contract. But it was a good game and she actually fell on stage that night today, funny enough. But she did made a great recovery.
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Stuart
What is it about Kylie?
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Speaker 4
She's still over it. She did. You know, she did fall.
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Paul
Flat on her face. Pick it up and immediately cap on.
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Stuart
What is it about Kylie's music, though, that appeals to gay men?
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Speaker 4
What, are you sensitive? Yeah, my dad likes. My dad likes Kylie Minogue.
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Stuart
No, but Kylie does have a very well.
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Speaker 4
I've heard about him. Know even.
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Stuart
Even that recent television special she.
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Speaker 4
Did. Oh. Oh, there she is. Hi, Kylie.
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Paul
Major. Call it.
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Speaker 4
Services seven episodes.
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Peter
13. The phone is still numbers.
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Stuart
I don't I don't know enough about her. What is it about her music or her persona that she's just pop music?
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Paul
It's just sing along. Pop music and you know all the words and it's it has that vibe of a, you know, you just want to.
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Speaker 4
It's just her just so easy.
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Paul
To get on with. It's just really easy to get on with. And that's, that's.
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Speaker 4
The you know, it's not like it's, you know.
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Paul
Can't get you out of my head.
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Speaker 4
You know, it's just great stuff that's easily.
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Paul
Played at a wedding, that's easily played on the radio. It's easy to listen to in the car. It has all that sort of factor. And let's be honest, she's not too bad looking either.
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Stuart
Kylie, would she be your pinup?
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Speaker 4
Oh, well, not at the moment. Oh, he.
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Peter
He's there. Who's that.
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Paul
Pistol? I don't have any pin ups in my bedroom.
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Speaker 4
Where? Who was your.
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Paul
I think I've got a picture of a fire engine or something.
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Speaker 4
I'm fucking more than a.
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Peter
Can you actually hear the person crank up my side? This is a real noise. Me. And at the minute, it's not really. It was raining earlier. why do they always come and cut the grass when it's the worst weather possible?
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Speaker 4
And the grass? Your grass?
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Peter
No. But you know, the the people who come in the big machines and also not even get into, like, you know, when you pay like rats and all at your party pan for the talking about.
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Stuart
So I pay management fees for an apartment, but my sister does what you do and it's yeah, they have to pay. And then somebody cuts like the communal brass areas. Yeah.
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Peter
And do you. Okay. Hang on. How much is your windows to be.
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Stuart
That's thrown in with the management fees. But it's they're very seldom cleaned. And when they are because I'm like on the third floor, it scares the life out of me. If I'm you know, you're not expecting it. Next thing you think a bird's at the window.
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Peter
Are clean and it has a big, it doesn't get up on the ladder anymore. I don't know is a health and safety thing, but it has big holes. It squirts a wee bit of water up. And then the brush, the the brush comes up, you know, a big brush and handle £10 for the cleaner when there's a high slick.
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Stuart
Like I think. I don't know how often these windows are cleaned. In fact I'm going to make I'm going to start. Nope. Not. But periodically somebody will be out hoover on the stairs, cotton, the communal grass areas. And that's about to make £200 every would you say three months?
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Paul
It's ridiculous.
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Peter
It's a lot of money like at it, isn't it.
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Stuart
And it was I think it was like 160 or 170. And then like that last year jumped up.
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Paul
And you can't refuse to pay out either because they'll just keep building the umbrella and your building and building. Yeah.
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Stuart
It's a nightmare.
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Paul
You have to pay up. And then if you sell the house, then they'll take it off you anyway. So you have to pay.
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Stuart
And the thing is because because it's a white building, like if the place looked immaculate, you wouldn't mind so much, but it really could do with a like a pin.
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Peter
Would you? the minute I'm painting, the garden fence round the back.
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Stuart
Like the Karate Kid.
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Peter
Yeah. And there's nothing worse than, you know, when you start a job and you think it's going to be easy and it's not. Took me three days, and I'm not even halfway done.
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Speaker 4
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Peter
Because this is all you bits in between. You think you're there and you've got all the front bits, and you have to go in between. They've got the bits in the back and the other hand.
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Paul
And did you ever think it's a brand up.
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Peter
No, I do what I was very close to getting that. And then but this is a misjudgment of my partner again she said no one cares.
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Paul
He's a quality. She's a quality critique her of fencing panels and painting. Yes, mother, I.
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Speaker 4
Do.
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Peter
She goes, no, no, I've seen on TikTok people do that and, it goes through the it goes through the neighbor's garden and, you know. But. Right. How would you stop it from going into the garden?
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Paul
It doesn't really, because the particles are so small. It really doesn't. If you keep the nozzle close to the, the, the fence, it really doesn't.
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Peter
But I have seen when it was first hand off, like some people's car has been destroyed because they've used it wrong. Oh, he was going through their fence and hitting the car outside.
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Paul
Here. Here's an idea. Maybe drop a sheet or an old an old sheet over the back of the fence, and then it doesn't go through,
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Peter
And it so I thought, you know, I'm now half way, three quarters, three pin behind my, arrests or arrests or saw today, dear, are you green fingered?
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Speaker 4
Green. Green. Oh, green for I, I was that the other day I, I repotted two.
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Paul
I have two orange trees here in the sunroom, and, I was quite concerned because the wee oranges were falling off. so I went down the other day at about two bigger pots and some compost, and I've repotted the two orange trees and the bigger pots on their nice at night outside at the minute because, when you couldn't obviously repot them in your house.
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Paul
So, there's something outside, that I'm hoping, hoping that that they, they recover. I do like, I do like wee plants and things of, of of a decking area at the back here where they tell you to put a barbecue the other day. But I'll get that. No, no, no.
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Speaker 4
No.
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Paul
I've redact out the back because I was going to have a send an invite to certain people to come up with her barbecue. And I still might do that, actually. But of that at the back, I'm, I've put in a real bad and I've put in a load of shrubs and stuff which are not cheap. Let me tell you, there's one tree out my back here was £200, but it's a nice red tree.
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Paul
Okay? It's red, it's nice. And then I was always after another tree that I had spied for a while that has a yellow flowers, and it turns out to be called a laburnum tree. Okay, so I got one of those, that planted on its at flowered earlier on, but it's now grown really tall. Someone or should have started it.
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Peter
Are you able to give us a we spend round or only get.
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Stuart
A few dollars.
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Speaker 4
Or.
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Peter
This is a bit of an. Oh very good. Oh you got the big compost. No.
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Speaker 4
Oh I yeah. So.
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Paul
I've done that but I was, I was I the other day had a call on them. I spied a barbecue for £175, reduced to £175. And I was very tempted to buy at a gas barbecue with a side grill and the whole thing. I was very tempted to buy it. But anyway, I went to and thought about it.
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Paul
I ended up in a different garden center later on in the afternoon. funnily enough had another call and they had a gas barbecue, very similar to the one I saw at £175. How much was that?
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Speaker 4
150.
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Paul
1,100 pound.
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Peter
Oh my. Oh.
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Speaker 4
No. I oh.
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Paul
What, £1,100?
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Peter
You spend the money on a barbecue.
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Stuart
Years ago for Christmas, we all chipped down and bought my dad dowel, those big American barbecues. And that was that was expensive. Like that was. But but he. Emma, my mum kind of would do most of their meals on it. Not just the sporadic barbecue. They just generally use it.
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Peter
I put a barbecue when we first moved in here. I think over the two years I've used it twice.
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Speaker 4
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Paul
Well, you've never used it for us?
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Peter
No, no, no, that would be true. I get told, off in a barbecue because apparently I take too long. And you. But you have to get it right. You have to wait till my mom.
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Paul
The mom has to do the barbecue, and the mom has to do the cooking regardless. And. And if you're saying you've got a charcoal one that gives you the best flavor, right? If you go for the gas malarkey, you have to get the lava and you have to have the lava stones, right? Well, you put lava on them and the juices fall onto the lava and the heat and the light gives you that taste.
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Paul
Okay?
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Speaker 4
Right.
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Paul
Like charcoal. But it's cleaner than charcoal and obviously unseasoned. But there's a new type of thing out there I saw the other day, and I think it's ninja and it's it's, smoke. It's like a smoke. Barbecue thing. Okay. Yeah. You put something under that smokes the food, so you it's electric and you put sticks or something on it or something or smoke or something and it smokes.
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Paul
So you close the lid and you get that smoky taste.
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Stuart
But that's to a long process. Yeah.
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Speaker 4
Well, I don't know.
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Paul
Well, obviously you cook the food, then you the thing smokes at the same time I don't know. Okay. That's something I've really tried. Would you ever go.
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Peter
For the pizza ovens? No, I would like one of those.
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Stuart
No, obviously they are. They are very good.
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Paul
Why would you do that? You can retain the look. You can have a pizza delivered for £12. Why would you bother?
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Peter
Because some of the pizza places are on me. yeah. You wouldn't go in them.
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Paul
By.
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Peter
Just the not. They're just very greasy and, and just. Yeah, I like what I like. Woodfired. I like that type of pizza where it's not come and it's just greasy all over.
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Paul
Well, did you ever think maybe jumping into the car and coming eight miles down the road to the big city?
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Peter
Well, I would be, but then. But here you get home. The pizza called.
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Paul
It doesn't say bring it home. Said it.
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Peter
Oh, okay. Well, yeah.
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Stuart
I went a few weeks ago to a gender reveal party and the have one of those, you know, outdoor wood fire pizza ovens. And there were just fire in the meat in the beer grid.
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Peter
Did the half for the big, what do you call it?
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Stuart
Lewis's.
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Peter
we call them what they call the cannon. The cannon thing. The pointer.
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Stuart
Oh, I didn't pay that close attention, but,
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Speaker 4
The one that's the big money with us.
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Stuart
It was all over here. I was in conversation, drinking a Magners, and there was pizza coming out every five months. It was good.
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Peter
Where they get the cannon and it's whatever. It's pink or it's blue. Peter then comes out of it.
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Stuart
Never saw, but there were drizzle and hot honey all over the pizza. It was good.
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Speaker 4
Oh, nice. Okay.
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Paul
It would be nice, actually. Hot on me over the pizza.
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Peter
What was the gender?
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Paul
the other one of the one I can't be.
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Stuart
It's a girl. Oh.
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Peter
Congratulations.
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Speaker 4
Well.
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Paul
To the well done one for congratulations. I mean.
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Stuart
I wasn't involved in the conception, I just.
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Paul
Came. Oh. You sure?
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Stuart
I don't know, percent.
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Peter
I'm gonna show you a headline from a paper that I've seen yesterday.
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Stuart
Please do.
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Peter
This headline says just weeks after admitting they dunk Jeffers in their brew. 13% of Rogen's reveal, they pour tea and coffee over their cornflakes.
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Stuart
That's weird.
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Paul
I'm going to say I'm from even looking at that. I'm going to say, that's the Daily Star, am I right?
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Peter
I'm not actually, I only seen this online, but it does look like an if.
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Paul
Don't start it, look, look, look. People in the bloody world are on the run. Starvin, okay? There's bloody campaigns going on all over the place. on the headline is people pour tan coffee over their cornflakes. Jesus.
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Speaker 4
Slowness. Oh, I bet if you were.
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Stuart
Drinking tea and coffee with cornflakes, it would work.
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Peter
What would be your breakfast of choice?
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Stuart
ideally, like, like a bacon or sausage sandwich.
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Paul
Just just normal, normal stuff there. Bamford.
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Stuart
I like a croissant.
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Speaker 4
I, you know.
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Paul
I don't normally. I'm not normally a breakfast person. I don't normally have breakfast, but, if I'm abroad or somewhere nice, a nice bowl of fresh friggin fruit or something, just to be different. You go, you go right here. You go to any of these places and perhaps.
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Speaker 4
Fresh.
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Peter
Friggin fruit.
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Speaker 4
You know, you go like, for.
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Paul
Anything for out here. What as well, you know.
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Speaker 4
It's a burger.
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Paul
It's fries are it's sausage.
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Speaker 4
There's just absolutely no.
00;16;47;13 - 00;16;50;19
Paul
Innovation here. It's just the same old rubbish.
00;16;50;22 - 00;17;18;01
Stuart
You know what I came across last night? A video on YouTube of a Chinese or an Asian fella, and he lives in, like, Birmingham or something. And he flew to his YouTube channel. Is having flying to different cities to try the breakfast. Get it? Where's my idioms. So he got a flight to Dublin for he said £13. And then he got the air quotes from Dublin airport and onto Grafton Street, O'Connell Street.
00;17;18;03 - 00;17;38;10
Stuart
And then he asked around 3 or 4 people, where's the best place to go in Dublin for breakfast? And I think they said Annie's Bakery. And he went there and, then he found himself eating the breakfast, which looked all right. But I don't think it would be the best one. And then he literally as soon as he, like, wiped his mouth, he jumped back in the air, coach back to the airport and flew home.
00;17;38;10 - 00;17;53;17
Stuart
And, and then he goes. So the flight there was 13, the air coach was €9. The breakfast was like €10. the flight back was 14 or £15. And he says not a bad day out. He was back home again for 4:00.
00;17;53;19 - 00;17;55;12
Speaker 4
Well, it's a good idea.
00;17;55;15 - 00;18;09;27
Peter
Do I want to me on Carson before Madison came along? We went today. In fact, she was pregnant. The time, we went to London for the day, just for the day and see, you just come through the airport and you get new bags and you walk straight through. It was quite a pleasurable experience.
00;18;10;00 - 00;18;15;23
Stuart
I went to, Edinburgh with, a woman for the day.
00;18;15;25 - 00;18;17;28
Speaker 4
And, gone.
00;18;18;01 - 00;18;20;13
Stuart
we went. It was nice day. We went to the Ivy.
00;18;20;15 - 00;18;22;06
Speaker 4
I, you know, we went.
00;18;22;08 - 00;18;32;26
Stuart
We went to the Ivy for breakfast, and then we, we did the Edinburgh dungeon and, then went on a wee stroll. How do we pint? And then, we flight on that same day.
00;18;32;28 - 00;18;37;17
Peter
And. But that's sometimes cheaper than go on to some of the places, you know, like just for a normal day out.
00;18;37;20 - 00;18;40;22
Stuart
Well, if I was doing it myself, I wouldn't go to the Ivy for breakfast.
00;18;40;25 - 00;18;43;05
Speaker 4
Go. Well. Yeah. Fair. Yeah. So top of.
00;18;43;05 - 00;19;06;01
Paul
The list here, right? You go out for breakfast. Okay. Now, I don't like black pudding or white pudding. And you say to them, look, can you give me something else for the, for the instead of the pudding. Right. There's a couple of answers. Okay. I'm one of the answers I got the other day. I kind of have my kind of half an extra piece of bacon or something instead of the black pudding.
00;19;06;04 - 00;19;26;11
Paul
No, you have to pay for us part of the meat package. I said. So if you if you take off the black pudding on the white pudding, then you know I'm not prepared for that. To be cheaper. But we could give you a paint, I said. Right. Okay. so I came the beans and the beans came out, which I thought would have been supplied with a, Ulster fry, but obviously not.
00;19;26;13 - 00;19;29;06
Paul
But the beans came out and an egg cup.
00;19;29;08 - 00;19;30;09
Stuart
Oh, weird. there's.
00;19;30;09 - 00;19;31;26
Paul
About nine of them, and.
00;19;31;28 - 00;19;35;15
Peter
I think I would get sick of having, like, a fry every morning.
00;19;35;18 - 00;19;37;21
Speaker 4
Could you, could you pestle?
00;19;37;21 - 00;19;54;17
Paul
Here's another thing. Right now we all like the we weekend away and we all like the holiday away. And four days five days away, whatever the case may be. Do you see by the time it comes to Tuesday, I'm fed up with a fry and I don't even get out. About to go down for your going on the first day any of the fry.
00;19;54;19 - 00;19;56;29
Peter
There's nothing better than a hotel breakfast. The hotel.
00;19;56;29 - 00;19;58;06
Speaker 4
Breakfast. It's different.
00;19;58;09 - 00;20;12;27
Paul
Come the wetness. Be thirsty. You've had enough. You go back down on the Tuesday. In the other you're not as enthusiastic. And then come the word and see. Or maybe just potion at the 10:00 and then thirsty, you go out, I'll just have a light and I can't be bothered, you know these guys and spend and all do it right.
00;20;12;27 - 00;20;31;00
Paul
You go down and there's a fresh buffet on. They're making omelets fresh, and they're doing pancakes fresh, and there's loads of fresh fruit and hams and cheeses on bread, some croissant. What do you know? What do you get here? toast starts over there. Stuck out the toaster. Toaster? What do you have on? What do you have on there?
00;20;31;00 - 00;20;33;23
Paul
Two sausages, a better bacon. And it's.
00;20;33;26 - 00;20;35;18
Speaker 4
Just.
00;20;35;20 - 00;20;39;12
Paul
Says, says Mr. Slim here, but it's just grace and. Oh.
00;20;39;14 - 00;20;50;23
Stuart
Well, I was saying to you guys, I think yesterday about, this place in Belfast that's doing like cheese and cheese and ham. Those days at 6.50 for cheese and ham those day.
00;20;50;25 - 00;20;53;15
Peter
that is to step too far.
00;20;53;17 - 00;21;04;20
Paul
But I was up for two coffees. Other day. Two coffees and two. Two. Bloody well frozen bonds, 13 pound.
00;21;04;23 - 00;21;19;05
Speaker 4
I feel like we have this go. It's. Yeah. Not any better. It's always take off. It shouldn't be fun. guess the price, you know. Did you like.
00;21;19;05 - 00;21;20;26
Paul
A piece of cheesecake bought in a cafe in.
00;21;20;26 - 00;21;24;18
Speaker 4
Belfast? You look, I, piece of cheesecake.
00;21;24;21 - 00;21;26;29
Peter
I wouldn't pay any more than £4.
00;21;27;02 - 00;21;29;08
Speaker 4
It pine 50.
00;21;29;11 - 00;21;31;02
Stuart
Was there ice cream with it?
00;21;31;05 - 00;21;37;03
Paul
No, we double the fresh cream on that. It turned out the fresh cream was out of a bloody spray.
00;21;37;03 - 00;21;51;03
Peter
Ten that the final, top account I want to discuss. Kirsten is, kind of disturbed because she's either watching Coronation Street, either watching Love Island at the minute. are you into soaps? Did you watch, like, coronation Street? He.
00;21;51;04 - 00;21;52;14
Stuart
Sanders no, not.
00;21;52;19 - 00;21;54;24
Paul
Absolutely not. Rubbish.
00;21;54;26 - 00;21;56;02
Peter
Did he ever. Reverend?
00;21;56;05 - 00;21;57;15
Speaker 4
Nope.
00;21;57;18 - 00;22;05;08
Stuart
Back in the day, my mum and my mum and dad would still watch that sort of stuff. So when I was at home, I couldn't help but catch the old bit of it. But I never watched that myself. No.
00;22;05;09 - 00;22;22;11
Paul
What was the big attraction about back in the day? I remember when I was when I was down at different training courses, even on the fire brigade, we would go to the training center on come 1:00, there was two split lunches. There was a lunch between 12 and sort of one, and then another lunch between 1 and 2.
00;22;22;13 - 00;22;25;14
Paul
the guys used to do lunches.
00;22;25;16 - 00;22;26;20
Speaker 4
Yeah.
00;22;26;22 - 00;22;30;23
Paul
the guys you could pick which lunch you wanted to go to. the guys.
00;22;30;25 - 00;22;31;28
Speaker 4
The guys.
00;22;32;00 - 00;22;46;06
Paul
Went ballistic, right, for the 1:00 lunch, and I could never understand why they're all pushing for this 1:00 lunch. And why was it was something all bloody nippers.
00;22;46;08 - 00;22;48;19
Stuart
I used to, like numerous night, to be fair, back in, like.
00;22;48;22 - 00;22;52;05
Speaker 4
A little Rochelle and watch neighbors go to hell.
00;22;52;07 - 00;22;54;15
Peter
We did the Coronation Street tour.
00;22;54;17 - 00;22;55;05
Speaker 4
00;22;55;08 - 00;22;59;27
Paul
I will say that personally, and we certainly we certainly commented on it behind your back.
00;22;59;29 - 00;23;01;06
Peter
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you did.
00;23;01;08 - 00;23;01;20
Paul
We did.
00;23;01;20 - 00;23;13;02
Peter
But when you, When you watch or not, even when you watch a show, just because everyone knows that you, when you're standing there, it is a little bit, it's a word like surreal crap.
00;23;13;05 - 00;23;14;27
Speaker 4
Yes. Real surreal to be the word. Yeah.
00;23;14;27 - 00;23;19;10
Peter
Because you stand on the street that everyone watches and think of the amount of TV screens that have that on.
00;23;19;13 - 00;23;23;14
Speaker 4
But what is that show?
00;23;23;15 - 00;23;28;06
Stuart
Coronation Street's on quite a lot. So when is the tour operational?
00;23;28;09 - 00;23;31;23
Peter
That was we get through Saturday mornings and Sunday afternoons.
00;23;31;26 - 00;23;35;01
Stuart
That's it. That's it. All right okay. Fair enough. Okay.
00;23;35;04 - 00;23;38;09
Peter
The other book so far in advance and people think it's real.
00;23;38;11 - 00;23;39;21
Paul
I don't think it's real.
00;23;39;23 - 00;23;42;11
Peter
The there's some people who are so into it and they, they.
00;23;42;13 - 00;23;50;14
Paul
I can name two people off the top of my heart here who, who think that punk sings real.
00;23;50;16 - 00;23;51;00
Speaker 4
So don't.
00;23;51;00 - 00;23;51;29
Stuart
Don't start by.
00;23;52;02 - 00;24;12;06
Paul
Don't start me personal. I'll tell you another story, too. I think you guys have me on this for the stories. But anyway, I'd DJ to wedding many years ago in a marquee. Right? I was away at the bottom of a field, this big farmer's field. And I was trying to show you how to get your gear down and the front pocket of a dagger.
00;24;12;06 - 00;24;20;23
Paul
This is no joke. at the gig, there were four people from Coronation Street. It's true.
00;24;21;00 - 00;24;22;15
Speaker 4
Right.
00;24;22;17 - 00;24;40;17
Paul
and I, I'm going to guess that names here, as one of them, they he runs a taxi company or some that, station staff. Right. Steve. This boy runs the taxi company. A blond woman who worked in the taxi company.
00;24;40;20 - 00;24;42;00
Peter
Eileen.
00;24;42;03 - 00;24;48;24
Paul
Yes. That rings a bell. her so-called on screen partner.
00;24;48;27 - 00;24;50;10
Peter
I oh, just I that many I don't.
00;24;50;10 - 00;24;55;12
Paul
Know. Right. Okay. And another boy who runs, like, a garage or something. Gary.
00;24;55;13 - 00;24;58;19
Speaker 4
Kevin or Kevin? Kevin Webster. Right?
00;24;58;22 - 00;25;22;17
Paul
Yeah. So these people were guests at this at this wedding. So everything's going fine and going fine and going fine. And, people were sending the requests as they do at weddings. And this request came up from your mom. Your mom came up to the desk. Hear me? What have you got? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I played on the anyway.
00;25;22;17 - 00;25;30;19
Paul
And then I fitted into the theme of Cornice Street. I forgot they went ballistic coaches. They didn't like it.
00;25;30;21 - 00;25;32;24
Stuart
Oh, didn't look happy.
00;25;32;27 - 00;25;33;25
Speaker 4
Oh.
00;25;33;27 - 00;25;40;14
Paul
We're here. We didn't want any publicity, and we don't want people to know one. Oh, they went ballistic.
00;25;40;16 - 00;25;46;09
Speaker 4
I mean, they're really hating on them. That's like a number, I suppose. Like, Like. Like what? Like, do.
00;25;46;09 - 00;25;48;04
Paul
You think you're.
00;25;48;06 - 00;25;48;26
Speaker 4
But you sure you.
00;25;48;26 - 00;25;54;00
Peter
Would expect that if you're on a TV screen every single night, surely you just have to live with that, like.
00;25;54;00 - 00;26;03;09
Paul
Yeah, well, your comments on that be far enough. Look, maybe far enough. Hold my hands up. Maybe one of the other comments from we're away from this for the weekend, although, okay. Fair enough.
00;26;03;11 - 00;26;21;13
Stuart
Yeah. Fairly recently I when you talk about visiting sets the the friends experience, it's like a, a traveling set from the TV show friends and there's like, I wouldn't call it a museum, but there's like costumes and there's like a bit you walk through and it takes you through how the show was created. It was actually very good.
00;26;21;15 - 00;26;22;13
Paul
But,
00;26;22;15 - 00;26;31;02
Stuart
It's it moves around. So it was in Dublin. Yeah. But, it was, it takes up quite a vast space. the sets are very good.
00;26;31;04 - 00;26;34;01
Paul
Did you ever go to that Game of Thrones experience in Banbridge?
00;26;34;03 - 00;26;37;01
Stuart
I never watched the show, so I had no interest.
00;26;37;03 - 00;26;38;21
Paul
In Amazon or the show.
00;26;38;23 - 00;26;46;00
Peter
I need to, I need to go. I only got to like season three and then I guess you when you give up something, then you, then you get back into it again, you.
00;26;46;03 - 00;26;56;23
Paul
Know, not your whole thing that that whole thing was crap. I, I loved it was really good. I sort of binge watched it over a weekend. It was it was really, really good. I was really impressed with it.
00;26;56;25 - 00;27;02;27
Peter
I couldn't believe because I was quite, I was like, I was at mid uni when I was watching, but I couldn't believe the amount of nudity.
00;27;02;29 - 00;27;06;06
Paul
Oh yeah. So I watched it.
00;27;06;09 - 00;27;15;13
Stuart
I remember speaking to somebody at the time who was quite regularly an extra on it, and it was like an extra, I don't know, 30 or £50 a day if you took your top off.
00;27;15;16 - 00;27;16;06
Speaker 4
Yeah.
00;27;16;08 - 00;27;33;04
Paul
Well, I'll tell you what's good about it now is if you watch it, you see the you see all the dark hedges, as you go up there. And I just wanted, like, four trees left, doesn't there? But. And they're all the dark hedges and especially around Paul Harbor there as well. Will they come out of that cave and jump into the boats?
00;27;33;04 - 00;27;34;16
Paul
It's good to see that as well.
00;27;34;18 - 00;27;37;27
Peter
But I guess mental like people coming from like America just to see that.
00;27;37;29 - 00;27;39;07
Speaker 4
That's just I just I.
00;27;39;08 - 00;27;40;26
Paul
Don't think they're doing it as much now. I.
00;27;40;28 - 00;27;42;02
Peter
I don't know.
00;27;42;04 - 00;27;50;25
Paul
I just, I don't think they're doing it as much now. I think it's, it's been and down and gone and harlot. oh moved on something new and I.
00;27;50;27 - 00;28;07;14
Peter
Don't know speaking of like tourist and so on. Anyway the cruise ship a lot them I stop in Belfast and I feel it. I feel sorry for them because I, I don't think they're gonna be told the amount of walking they have to do to get into Belfast, you know, because it's so far away, way down in the docks.
00;28;07;17 - 00;28;22;10
Peter
And I was trying to in one of those marathons, too, the music for them. And then suddenly all these people started to walk by and I kind of thought like, what? What do they think this is their first time maybe in Belfast. And this is the first thing that they stumble across people do.
00;28;22;11 - 00;28;23;06
Speaker 4
I'm sure the.
00;28;23;09 - 00;28;24;24
Paul
The think you were the welcoming committee.
00;28;24;27 - 00;28;30;27
Peter
But I thought I was gonna say like it's like it's a welcoming body for that club. There's like, oh this is a and like it's sort of like.
00;28;31;04 - 00;28;31;11
Speaker 4
The.
00;28;31;13 - 00;28;33;24
Paul
The, the reception center which is a tent.
00;28;34;01 - 00;28;34;24
Speaker 4
Yeah.
00;28;34;27 - 00;28;37;05
Paul
Come over there. Yeah. The cruise terminal tent.
00;28;37;07 - 00;28;37;26
Speaker 4
Yes.
00;28;37;28 - 00;28;42;21
Peter
And there's a walk for literally it must be a 20 minute half hour walk. Do you even get the Titanic?
00;28;42;23 - 00;28;55;29
Paul
It's the whole place is madness. I nearly the other day nearly, nearly, nearly, made the mistake of booking a cruise out of Southampton. One of the stops was Belfast.
00;28;56;02 - 00;29;15;17
Speaker 4
yeah. Thankfully I was the end of the itinerary, but one of the stops is matching it for a bloody disaster flight to Southampton. the next thing you're saying, stop in Jersey Cove, Dublin Bell. So how about this? Get off.
00;29;15;20 - 00;29;18;19
Peter
You know, you you'd have everyone convinced on the ship not to get off.
00;29;18;22 - 00;29;23;05
Speaker 4
You. Just get off. And it wouldn't matter.
00;29;23;05 - 00;29;24;28
Paul
If you go back in time for the thing leaving or.
00;29;24;28 - 00;29;32;01
Speaker 4
Not. We ship. Oh, so what the hell? But in the other case, the Belfast.
00;29;32;01 - 00;29;36;01
Peter
Does not say that some of them are actually starting in Belfast. Now you can actually get on and start it.
00;29;36;04 - 00;29;36;23
Speaker 4
And yeah.
00;29;36;25 - 00;29;43;02
Paul
Because that's the one that comes into Belfast. So you can get on there then and get off at wherever it finishes Southampton, whatever the case may be.
00;29;43;04 - 00;29;47;24
Peter
I don't know if this is real, but there was a story of, an old couple who instead of going into.
00;29;47;27 - 00;29;51;03
Speaker 4
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00;29;51;03 - 00;29;57;28
Paul
Well, as I say, she's American and she just travels cruise lines constantly because it's cheaper than staying in a nursing home.
00;29;58;00 - 00;29;59;24
Speaker 4
So she's writing. I didn't write.
00;29;59;27 - 00;30;09;02
Stuart
I didn't go into where it stops. But there was one being advertised earlier this week, and it was like a 45 day cruise, and it was three and a half grand, down to two grand.
00;30;09;02 - 00;30;18;28
Paul
But there's another one advertised there at the minute. but it's like 40, I remember that, but it's not that the one you're talking about that's going round the world. that's like it's like two years.
00;30;18;28 - 00;30;22;11
Stuart
I didn't click into it around, oh my God. Yeah.
00;30;22;14 - 00;30;29;03
Paul
There's one at the minute that goes on, you get on it and you're on it for two years. It just goes around the.
00;30;29;05 - 00;30;32;26
Speaker 4
Back. Just some real two years. Yeah.
00;30;32;29 - 00;30;37;11
Peter
Oh my God. Imagine. But imagine the people that you meet in that cruise and you can't get away from them. Then I.
00;30;37;12 - 00;30;39;13
Speaker 4
Know, I know, if you.
00;30;39;14 - 00;30;41;26
Stuart
If you had the funds and you were retired, that would be.
00;30;41;26 - 00;30;44;03
Speaker 4
Good. Yeah.
00;30;44;06 - 00;30;47;29
Paul
Well two years we'll have a bit by five stops in Belfast.
00;30;48;00 - 00;30;50;14
Speaker 4
It's lovely.
00;30;50;16 - 00;30;54;10
Paul
You can get off and go home and check your post.
00;30;54;12 - 00;30;55;25
Speaker 4
What. back home again.
00;30;55;27 - 00;31;00;09
Stuart
Can we, can we mentioned the viral phenomenon that is hot to girl.
00;31;00;11 - 00;31;07;27
Peter
Oh, God. Hi to these videos become viral. That's my question.
00;31;08;00 - 00;31;13;16
Paul
I can tell you something. If you end up with her, you will end up a viral. A viral infection.
00;31;13;19 - 00;31;20;27
Peter
There is guy. There's a guy who got it. First of all, there's one guy here. I got a sticker on his car, which I thought was bad enough. Then I would.
00;31;20;28 - 00;31;22;26
Speaker 4
Get one of those, but it got a tattoo.
00;31;22;28 - 00;31;25;12
Stuart
I'm not a tattoo. I would get a sticker, but I see.
00;31;25;14 - 00;31;30;18
Paul
Thank you, Nick Bamford. You need to to explain exactly what it is, because I don't even want to go down that road.
00;31;30;20 - 00;31;32;01
Stuart
Well, I'm sure at this point.
00;31;32;04 - 00;31;38;16
Paul
Because I would say you're the man would be tactful enough to be able to explain it to those who don't know what it is.
00;31;38;22 - 00;31;50;05
Stuart
This young lady and her friend were stopped drunk on the streets of downtown Nashville, and among the things that were asked was, you know, what can you do to drive a man crazy and bad? And she said.
00;31;50;08 - 00;31;58;18
Speaker 4
What's the one moving bad that makes a man go crazy every time? you gotta do that, hot dudes get all that nice.
00;31;58;20 - 00;32;02;17
Peter
was it true that she was now, sucked more Joe Albano?
00;32;02;19 - 00;32;14;04
Stuart
I don't know, but I know she's teamed up with some entrepreneur and, you know, she's making money off it. Like they're printing, mugs and baseball caps and t shirts and cheese and on that deal.
00;32;14;04 - 00;32;20;28
Peter
So these things can't go. Do you remember that show? It's like the American Jeremy Kyle does it. Doctor Phil.
00;32;21;00 - 00;32;22;17
Paul
That's still on. Yeah.
00;32;22;20 - 00;32;32;03
Peter
It's still on. There was a girl on there and she was she was fighting with her parents or something. And then she came up with this line, meet me outside. Or one of those ones, isn't she?
00;32;32;03 - 00;32;45;06
Stuart
No. Like a rapper. And she is a multi-millionaire. She was the one called, I think. I don't know if you know, it was her, but she was the one on that recent video where she, went to pick up, Tesla truck, Cybertruck, things.
00;32;45;10 - 00;32;46;01
Paul
On Cybertruck.
00;32;46;05 - 00;32;55;13
Stuart
And she was the one going to pick up multiple shit. Like, remember the guy seller, even at the dealership was couldn't wrap his head. She'd like 3 or 4 of these things. She was buying a one go.
00;32;55;15 - 00;32;57;26
Paul
That $160,000 each.
00;32;57;29 - 00;32;59;08
Peter
Just for selling this.
00;32;59;10 - 00;33;06;27
Speaker 4
So the audience or a bunch of hoes? Yeah.
00;33;07;00 - 00;33;09;12
Unknown
Yeah. Got on.
00;33;09;14 - 00;33;17;26
Speaker 4
Catch me out. So how about that gets you outside? What does that mean? What I just said, that's.
00;33;17;29 - 00;33;19;10
Paul
The society that we're in.
00;33;19;13 - 00;33;24;06
Stuart
Now. But it's it's being so. It's in songs and all night. It's being so overplayed.
00;33;24;08 - 00;33;25;20
Speaker 4
The song a little bit. Yeah, but.
00;33;25;20 - 00;33;30;00
Stuart
It'll be, it'll be done in a fortnight. Yeah. So like like like frostbite.
00;33;30;03 - 00;33;30;05
Speaker 4
Yeah.
00;33;30;08 - 00;33;33;19
Paul
Hey, the Ice Bucket challenge is another one.
00;33;33;22 - 00;33;37;20
Stuart
Well that was for I did that. That was to raise money for something wasn't.
00;33;37;22 - 00;33;39;13
Paul
You're very easily led pistol.
00;33;39;13 - 00;33;53;19
Peter
No I did and you know what it was a shock. I don't know I don't know how people get into, like, you know, get into the ice baths and so on, because, see the shock to your system when cold water hits you like that, and the ice can be good for, you know, a party, this could be. But compared.
00;33;53;19 - 00;33;55;18
Speaker 4
To.
00;33;55;21 - 00;33;57;09
Paul
Well, it sounds, all the blood to your heart is a.
00;33;57;11 - 00;34;10;29
Peter
Do you do what I've started try and do. And partly because of we need a new car and all of that, but I have I started to go cold, the last couple of minutes of the car, you know, you just start to turn the temperature to cold to wake up.
00;34;10;29 - 00;34;13;29
Speaker 4
We have it, it's working.
00;34;14;01 - 00;34;15;24
Paul
On see if gas.
00;34;15;26 - 00;34;19;18
Peter
Is. Yep. Saves an eye trick and so on. So I'm thinking that cool charge.
00;34;19;18 - 00;34;22;04
Paul
Good. But I can shrivel things up personally. That's the problem.
00;34;22;07 - 00;34;23;13
Peter
Sure. Don't worry about that.
00;34;23;15 - 00;34;27;02
Paul
All right. Okay. So you can, you know, you can go, right?
00;34;27;02 - 00;34;32;07
Speaker 4
I go, wow. Well, yeah.
00;34;32;10 - 00;34;39;12
Stuart
But your balls, your balls drop when you're getting out of a warm shower or warm bath, like the hang a lot lower.
00;34;39;14 - 00;34;40;01
Paul
There's just no.
00;34;40;01 - 00;34;43;08
Speaker 4
Comma missing stuff. Well.
00;34;43;10 - 00;34;49;15
Paul
There's just no but look like metallic Bamford. They'll not drop that far that you'll trip over them.
00;34;49;15 - 00;34;51;14
Stuart
I'm trying to get a viral moment for myself.
00;34;51;19 - 00;34;51;26
Speaker 4
You know.
00;34;51;26 - 00;34;54;15
Paul
We are we short legs. You know, you need to be careful.
00;34;54;18 - 00;34;59;24
Peter
Hang on, hang on. Before we go, I need to show you this video talking about kicking balls around.
00;34;59;27 - 00;35;00;21
Speaker 4
Oh, God.
00;35;00;23 - 00;35;03;13
Peter
How would I find this nice,
00;35;03;16 - 00;35;04;01
Paul
Type in.
00;35;04;01 - 00;35;04;16
Speaker 4
Balls.
00;35;04;17 - 00;35;06;26
Peter
Guy who's got this condition puzzle?
00;35;06;26 - 00;35;07;20
Speaker 4
Why are you looking up.
00;35;07;24 - 00;35;10;28
Paul
Things with people who have conditions and balls?
00;35;11;01 - 00;35;22;27
Peter
But I'm not. It's these things that come up on TikTok this year. We're doing this, remember? Ultimately, I do remember the TV. I probably sell this sell on, TLC. Remember TLC, the channel.
00;35;22;29 - 00;35;25;29
Stuart
I think you meant the waterfalls. Yeah, yeah.
00;35;26;02 - 00;35;35;01
Speaker 4
But when I go out, people do. Look, I mean, they can't help themselves. I mean, you know, they try to be polite, but I've seen, you know, they they you can see when something's not right.
00;35;35;01 - 00;35;42;25
Speaker 6
For 39 year old Dan Mauer, doing a TV interview about his condition isn't easy, but he's doing it for a good cause.
00;35;42;27 - 00;35;45;05
Speaker 4
My wife.
00;35;45;08 - 00;35;47;11
Stuart
Well, that's a big bowl.
00;35;47;14 - 00;35;48;14
Speaker 4
I don't want to lose her.
00;35;48;14 - 00;35;54;09
Speaker 6
Dan has been with Mindy for 20 years. Not long into their marriage, he noticed changes.
00;35;54;09 - 00;35;58;10
Speaker 4
In my late 20s, I noticed it was a little larger in that area.
00;35;58;11 - 00;36;03;02
Speaker 6
Dan's scrotum was getting bigger and doc told him to lose weight.
00;36;03;02 - 00;36;08;18
Speaker 4
So I was doing two miles a day in the pool, and so I lost like 50 pounds like that.
00;36;08;19 - 00;36;13;00
Speaker 6
Dan was getting smaller, but his growth was still getting bigger.
00;36;13;01 - 00;36;18;20
Speaker 4
Probably candle maybe. Could you level the the screwed him.
00;36;18;23 - 00;36;20;12
Paul
On even on Bamford.
00;36;20;14 - 00;36;21;23
Speaker 4
There you could. Yeah.
00;36;21;24 - 00;36;24;03
Peter
To turn me can I not have to get one has removed.
00;36;24;05 - 00;36;29;12
Stuart
I'm just saying like surely your man's quality of life would be better if he had a wee snip there.
00;36;29;15 - 00;36;33;23
Peter
But maybe there's maybe there's a problem. Maybe that's a problem. It's so big that I don't even know where to start.
00;36;33;26 - 00;36;36;08
Speaker 4
Interesting.
00;36;36;10 - 00;36;40;03
Peter
Like where does the ball start? And where does your body and, you know.
00;36;40;06 - 00;36;42;16
Stuart
Bobby's on the NHS waiting list.
00;36;42;19 - 00;36;44;09
Speaker 4
00;36;44;11 - 00;36;48;23
Paul
Did you seriously say there, Kessler, where does your bowl start from? Where does it end?
00;36;48;25 - 00;36;49;13
Speaker 4
I just mean.
00;36;49;18 - 00;36;53;16
Peter
If it was that big, trying to find where the ball ended and your body started.
00;36;53;18 - 00;36;54;21
Speaker 4
You know, here's my.
00;36;54;21 - 00;37;01;29
Paul
Head. It's a serious question, right? And let's be honest on this. Serious. Where would you boys check? Grown your plums every day?
00;37;02;04 - 00;37;03;16
Stuart
Check for lumps.
00;37;03;19 - 00;37;06;22
Paul
Check them. You check them?
00;37;06;24 - 00;37;08;00
Peter
No.
00;37;08;03 - 00;37;08;17
Paul
Why not?
00;37;08;19 - 00;37;09;18
Stuart
Not every day.
00;37;09;18 - 00;37;17;24
Speaker 4
Well why not? I don't know.
00;37;17;27 - 00;37;29;23
Paul
so if you're in the shower, pestle. Before you turn the call, before everything disappears, why do you not have a bit of a hook around to see and feel what's going on? If there's. Everything's meant to be there on. Everything's meant to be in the shape it's meant to be.
00;37;29;23 - 00;37;33;10
Peter
Because suddenly sometimes we've been on mindset and then other times it just be like.
00;37;33;13 - 00;37;35;23
Paul
Now I'm not talking about be sure I'm talking to you.
00;37;35;26 - 00;37;38;09
Peter
Just be like, all of, okay?
00;37;38;11 - 00;37;43;08
Paul
Right. And you do your comfort. Do you check around your your your plums in the jar?
00;37;43;10 - 00;37;53;07
Stuart
Do you even have a sharp. Oh yes, I do. I enjoy a shower. In fact, I spend too long in the shower and I've since read that those that do and hang around in the warm water, it's.
00;37;53;10 - 00;37;53;25
Speaker 4
It's.
00;37;53;28 - 00;37;56;21
Stuart
Directly linked to loneliness. It's a substitute, a hug.
00;37;56;24 - 00;37;59;11
Speaker 4
I think it's all.
00;37;59;13 - 00;38;02;28
Peter
I do really like touching them.
00;38;03;00 - 00;38;06;00
Speaker 4
Oh, don't you touch them then get miss.
00;38;06;00 - 00;38;13;06
Peter
I don't like another. No no no no. Because then another person they don't know. They don't know why. Hard to squeezing and And it's tender.
00;38;13;09 - 00;38;15;06
Paul
Have you had that issue.
00;38;15;09 - 00;38;24;26
Peter
No. But I'm just saying if I think you would know your own strength, like you remember Lennie at The Mice and man, no. Look, of Mice and Man is a book I had read in school.
00;38;24;28 - 00;38;27;11
Paul
Perhaps something wrong with you? Seriously.
00;38;27;14 - 00;38;30;25
Stuart
Isn't it weird that I know? Catch me outside. But I haven't read miser, man.
00;38;30;27 - 00;38;31;28
Speaker 4
You know.
00;38;32;01 - 00;38;35;07
Paul
Funny, I haven't, I haven't. I must get that out of the library.
00;38;35;09 - 00;38;36;10
Peter
Of my man.
00;38;36;13 - 00;38;38;01
Speaker 4
Yeah, the good book.
00;38;38;04 - 00;38;41;10
Paul
You don't have a feel round pencil because you're scared of hurting yourself.
00;38;41;13 - 00;38;44;16
Peter
You ruin. I'm not going. I wouldn't let anyone else do you.
00;38;44;19 - 00;38;49;13
Stuart
Should we have a now on for.
00;38;49;16 - 00;38;52;10
Paul
Ponsford. There's nothing there to worry about. So don't be.
00;38;52;12 - 00;38;57;02
Peter
we probably I probably should. Yeah, I probably do it, but don't. I'll say every month.
00;38;57;04 - 00;38;57;27
Speaker 4
Well.
00;38;57;29 - 00;38;59;02
Paul
Look, if you're looking.
00;38;59;02 - 00;38;59;20
Speaker 4
For you, every.
00;38;59;20 - 00;39;00;22
Peter
Day seems a bit excessive.
00;39;00;22 - 00;39;07;00
Paul
Thank you. You tell me you're in the shower and you don't get the suds on. Right? Besides, all run your plums.
00;39;07;02 - 00;39;09;10
Peter
But I've got to eat sponges and love hard that.
00;39;09;16 - 00;39;23;26
Paul
But do you not do you not? But do you not lift your hands and cover? Look, if I'm washing what her of left, I'm washing my her. And then I'm hoping rain my plums and I'm washing.
00;39;23;29 - 00;39;25;18
Paul
It's just a natural thing to do.
00;39;25;24 - 00;39;38;20
Speaker 4
Why shine there? Oh, do you know why I'm there? Oh my God. First of all, you say nasty bacteria run my plums. It's even good to get not the bacterial.
00;39;38;20 - 00;39;44;02
Paul
And I'm put it right here because the stuff that's grown and not cafeteria is unreal.
00;39;44;05 - 00;39;44;29
Speaker 4
How do we get to it?
00;39;45;05 - 00;39;47;13
Peter
I do wash my plums. Us.
00;39;47;16 - 00;39;50;12
Paul
But you know where your plums join your legs?
00;39;50;15 - 00;39;52;06
Speaker 4
Yes. There's a load.
00;39;52;06 - 00;39;53;15
Paul
Of bloody bacteria.
00;39;53;17 - 00;39;54;16
Speaker 4
Did you ever put your hand.
00;39;54;16 - 00;39;58;21
Paul
On or during the day and feel that the sweat.
00;39;58;24 - 00;40;06;10
Speaker 4
It's full of bacteria. What does this have to do? I love before it's become a on a.
00;40;06;10 - 00;40;06;25
Paul
Man's.
00;40;06;25 - 00;40;11;25
Speaker 4
Health program like we spent last year. Plums. I spent 25 minutes, tops.
00;40;11;27 - 00;40;14;13
Stuart
We spent 25 minutes trying to get his bike to work for.
00;40;14;13 - 00;40;18;06
Speaker 4
This and then rinse them. Okay, I don't think.
00;40;18;06 - 00;40;21;00
Peter
Anyone's disputing that. You have to wash your plums.
00;40;21;00 - 00;40;27;25
Speaker 4
I'm just trying. You know, I think you've got to be moisturize, moisturize your plums.
00;40;27;28 - 00;40;35;09
Paul
But have a fail and make sure everything's there.
00;40;35;11 - 00;40;35;18
Speaker 4
Yeah.
00;40;35;18 - 00;40;42;19
Paul
I'm telling, you know, you get a swab, you get a swab some day, and you stick it right in your things and turn it off and see what's in it.
00;40;42;22 - 00;40;44;23
Speaker 4
I don't think it's a problem. I think you started off.
00;40;44;23 - 00;40;45;05
Peter
By saying.
00;40;45;06 - 00;40;47;06
Speaker 4
Check MRSA and everything.
00;40;47;08 - 00;40;48;21
Peter
Just checking for lumps is far enough.
00;40;48;25 - 00;40;51;06
Speaker 4
Can.
00;40;51;09 - 00;40;55;28
Paul
That's my advice. Do you have boys who those boys are? Love. Wash your plums.
00;40;56;01 - 00;41;04;01
Speaker 4
Oh, no. The message should be check them for lumps, but wash them as well. That's when you're washing your hair.
00;41;04;01 - 00;41;08;10
Paul
And they're full of. So just go on down. And why should I not orientate?
00;41;08;13 - 00;41;09;03
Speaker 4
I yell to you.
00;41;09;03 - 00;41;17;01
Peter
Better to use the him. like charge out all over it. Are you able to get, a conditioner, a shampoo? Just use the same thing all over.
00;41;17;06 - 00;41;27;12
Paul
Just shampoo. Just shampoo, you know, but I do a do down below that area there. I would use an antibacterial. Oh, because there's a lot of stuff in those cavities.
00;41;27;20 - 00;41;32;27
Speaker 4
Deep sadness. I swear to your your, Barry.
00;41;33;00 - 00;41;40;02
Stuart
There's a lot more of these products I'm even seeing now in supermarkets. All that's like ball deodorant and what? It never existed.
00;41;40;02 - 00;41;41;00
Speaker 4
Before.
00;41;41;02 - 00;41;52;02
Peter
And now I've filled because I got one of those reminds you of things that gives you the deodorant. It gives you the, we talked a bit round as well, whether it's any different. And I think maybe some marketing thing.
00;41;52;04 - 00;42;10;20
Paul
You can buy it. You can buy, like, it's just another marketing ploy, but you can't buy a thing for sweaty balls. I got lots of call, like it's called sweaty balls scrub, but it's only shampoo. Your bloody well charge out. But we'll call it sweaty balls scrub. I remember, got them for a bath, birthday or Christmas present.
00;42;10;20 - 00;42;14;28
Peter
The way I think women have the same. Is it? Is it the ball that's causing that problem?
00;42;15;00 - 00;42;19;08
Speaker 4
It's the sack hanging down. Yeah.
00;42;19;10 - 00;42;20;22
Peter
I think women have the same problem.
00;42;20;29 - 00;42;22;28
Paul
I don't have such, I don't.
00;42;23;00 - 00;42;26;00
Peter
Know, I know that, but I mean, we don't have the same level of.
00;42;26;08 - 00;42;28;03
Paul
Oh, that would get a bit sweaty in or another area.
00;42;28;03 - 00;42;33;29
Stuart
Wouldn't the petals go on like, I've done all this work renaming this thing. I'm not on it anymore.
00;42;34;01 - 00;42;36;12
Speaker 4
Well, called on scripted.
00;42;36;15 - 00;42;42;13
Peter
Right? Write on that note. yeah. If you've got this far, please like and subscribe if you haven't already.
00;42;42;16 - 00;42;46;12
Speaker 4
Till the next. I'll start. See you later. Bye bye.
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